*Pun Intended*

My Original Puns.

1. What do you say to a discarded shoe? May your SOLE Rest in Piece. 
2. My Dog was found of Sugar Cane. You can say it was a CANINE.
3. This Birthday I had 8 cakes, you can say, I had my cake and EIGHT it too.
4. I had an awesome inspiration from the worker on site. You can say, what an insite!
5. Yesterday while travelling in train, someone else was sitting in my reserved seat. I fought and got it back. Afterall its my BERTH RIGHT.
6.  A friend of mine has a weird phobia. He gets afraid and anxious while travelling in trains so he pops in these pills. You can call them BERTH CONTROL PILLS. 
7. An innocent guy drenched in rain says "I'm wet" is not a dirty talk.

More to come.